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Just Doin Me

JDM

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via ngocle)

"You never get over it. But you get to where it doesn’t bother you so much."
- The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides (via stevenbong)

(Source: emilywantshappiness, via stevenbong)

"I’ve learned that no matter how much you care, some people don’t deserve you, I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof to destroy it. I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others, they are probably more screwed up than you think. I’ve learned that the people you care about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away."
- Unknown (via stevenbong)

(Source: thelovewhisperer, via stevenbong)

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via stevenbong)

somanygoddamnfandoms:

pugalecki:

tillyouandiseethesun:

pugalecki:

what if we feel pain in some parts of our body 24/7 since we were born but we just accepted it and now we feel nothing and that’s why babies cry so much

dude

what

dude

(via lovehleeyang)

"You could break my heart into
tiny
little
pieces,
and I’d still pick them up
and put them back in your hands."

(Source: logotv, via lovehleeyang)

i-like-bigbutts-and-i-cannot-lie:

human:

I wish my gpa was as high as the gas prices

I wish those gas prices were as low as my gpa

(via helllllakitty)

(Source: ir0nny, via helllllakitty)

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

(via helllllakitty)

iamoceanic:

Butts are an important part of life.

(Source: whiskeyontheocean, via helllllakitty)

causemymainbitchvanilla:

titytwochainz:

If a nigga fuck my girl I’m shake his hand. Thank you for letting me know I picked a ain’t shit ass bitch. 

real talk

(via helllllakitty)